Does the distance from Earth to the Moon affect how often cows eat grass

A few weeks ago my friend Jeremy informed me of the scientific breakthrough and since I have been ever perplexed by this theory. If I wait for an answer any longer I fear this conundrum may become the bane of my existence. If anyone knows the answer to this question please let me know, also I would like to know if there are different effects on Bosnian cows due to their geographical location, I looked it up and the time difference between Bosnia and the country in which I currently reside is nearly 27 hours.

Don't lend your friend Jeremy any money or sign anything he asks you too.

Let's get one fact straight. Earth only has 24 time zones therefore no two cities can be 27 hours apart. Secondly, the only way the distance of the Earth and moon affect how often cows eat grass is if the grass field is effected by the tidal effects of the Earth's moon. Theoretically, there could be some grass fields which also are slightly under water due to tides during part of the day but this is rare. Thus if a field is partially submerged, the cows can't eat until the tide goes out.

The full moon is the colour of milk and so people who see the full moon always drink lots of milk. Cows have to eat extra grass to keep up production.

If you want to calm your mind, go to a remote spot and howl loudly at the Moon.

Cows are afraid of the dark. So if the moon is too far away at night, it's very dark. so the cows go into the barn for shelter. if the moon is close. they have no problem. in the morning, however, the sun gives off plenty of light. so the cows are feeling save.

Sure, why not. Cows, birds, antelope, people, fish, everything on earth feels the effects of the moon. So maybe cows eat more grass.

Yes, cows at the bottom of the ocean eat less because the tides are uppulling and disturbs their grass (and plankton) eating activities.