I do! Only recently I had a fight with 3 squirrels over some chestnuts. We were all 'collecting' under some spruces. I only wanted some juicy big ones to take home and roast, but one of these squirrels kept hopping around on my 'patch' and making 'look at my ****' signals to me!
"Look... you wanker..." I said. "I'm a highly developed social mammmal, and you're just a skillful rodent... so f*** off!"
To be perfectly honest... I didn't quite catch his reply... He scarpered off up a tree before I could properly confront his rudeness, damn him!
"Look... you wanker..." I said. "I'm a highly developed social mammmal, and you're just a skillful rodent... so f*** off!"
To be perfectly honest... I didn't quite catch his reply... He scarpered off up a tree before I could properly confront his rudeness, damn him!
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OF COURSE I WUV ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY HAMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!(hamsters)
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If I could talk to the animals I would ask them what do you think about these humans?
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Sure, but the conversation would be awful.