Why does my stomach hurt when i try to eat the sun

i take a small bite and my stomach freaks out and hurts alot, any suggestions?

Everyone knows the sun causes heartburn~!

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You cannot possibly be eating something that has a surface temperature of 10,000 degrees farenheit and has nuclear fusion.

Take a bite of the moon. It's made of cheese which helps calm the burn of the sun... Trust me, i do it all the time.

Pain is your body's way of telling you that you are doing something stupid, and therefore should stop.

PLEASE DO NOT FEED OR OTHERWISE ENCOURAGE THE TROLL.

Try the Sun's Corona
I hear Corona goes down smooth.

Must be the gas.

to stop your stomach hurting you must

STOP EATING THE SUN

Sure: shoot yourself.

Fool. It's questions like this that give me my morning laugh whilst grabbing 2 points. Fool.

...u smoke too much crack.