Funniest evolution straw man you've heard

The idea that evolution happened "by chance" when in fact it is the opposite, small gradual changes over billions of years.

Not exactly a straw man, but I saw some video where someone tried to prove it wrong by proving intelligent design was correct using a banana as proof. The banana edges supposedly fit perfecting in a hand, therefore, evolution is wrong.

If evolution happened, animals would be different colors - like, mice would be blue and whatnot.
(shakes head)

Didn't you tell this one already in biology?