What are the secrets of the human anus?

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answers:
Elaine M say: It only has one job. Not many secrets to that.
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Reporting say: Better off asking this in the Gay section
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say: Much easier for something to go one way than for something to go the other way.
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oikoσ say: I keep my nose out of such matters.
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Remy say: dunno
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say: Stand right here and listen close. It'll whisper those secrets to you.
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wkhem say: uwbhgfnf
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say: The only secret mine holds is the key to good hair growth
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