Have you've ever been abducted by aliens.
[From: ] [author: ] [Date: 12-07-06] [Hit: ]
-I *am* an alien...and were comin to getcha!......
"Scottie, beam us up -- there's no intelligent life down here" applies -- why would "aliens" bother visiting us -- they know so much more, since they could find us and we can't find them.
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Think about it, why would they let you go if they abducted you? Why not soak you in Formaldehyde and put you in a museum or dissect you and never put you back together? All this anal probing, impregnating women and surgical removal of cattle genitals sound like a college prank. Are they trying to track your migratory pattern? It's not as if humanity are seasonal migrators like birds. And why would they go to the bother of figuring out how to erase our memories?
Face it, people may be right.
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I was jogging down the road one late afternoon in CA and then everything went black I woke up strapped to a table with human shaped things with masks on looking at me people then I blacked out. Then i woke up in a alley in a bathtub half filled with ice. I got out went to the hospital and they said I was missing a kidney. Damn you aliens!!
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I have not been abducted by aliens. But my Sims on The Sims 2 did.
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They tried once. As it turns out, even scaly gray alien flesh yields to 12-gauge buckshot.
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Calling folks like you a " nut case" is an insult to nut cases.
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I *am* an alien...and we're comin' to getcha!
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