How do I go about buying the planet Jupiter

Let's assume that I am a very, very wealthy, eccentric man with too much time on his hands and in need of some sort of goal to give his life meaning. I have heard that the largest planet circling the Sun is Jupiter, so I was wondering how one might go about claiming ownership of it.

Would it be necessary to fund the construction of a spacecraft to land on it in order to claim it, or might it be enough to go before the U.N. and purchase the rights to the planet?

Please leave any insights below, especially if you have experience in these matters.

Signed,
Charles Worthington II

All you have to do is Call the king jupiterite and ask him for 3 bananas(3bananas means to own jupiter)...after u ask him that he will go cucu for coco puffs, then give they keys ti jupiter, good luck!

You can't buy the rights to a planet. Or a moon or asteroid or comet. No matter how much money you have.

The Outer Space Treaty forbids any government, institutions, or individuals from claiming a celestial resource - they are deemed the common heritage of mankind.
Article II of the Treaty states that "outer space, including the Moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means".

As of 1 January 2008, 98 countries (including the majority of the nations in the UN) are states-parties to the treaty, while another 27 have signed the treaty but have not yet completed ratification.

Well, if you want own something in space, One of Jupiter 64 moons is called Europa and you could possibly live on it. It was water on it or something like that. Hope I helped!

what will you give me for it?I bought it last year,but if you really want it ill cut you a deal.I'm not gonna do anything with it.

Jupiter has no solid surface, so you cannot land on it.