TEN POINTS for any psychics!! where is my remote

my birthdate is 1/3/92 if that helps. ive had a quick look but cant find it anywhere. its in my room somewhere im pretty sure.

in your bag?

Sorry, but it is not in your room. While watching TV you took a break and went to the kitchen, a trip for which (for some unknown reason) you didn't remember until just now.

You put it on a counter or table, but somebody has moved it, maybe as a joke. Look on top of the refrigerator.

I am sensing furniture... look around and under your bed, under blankets and pillows , and on or under any other furniture in your room.
If you can not locate it.... Then I sense someone broke into you house and stole your remote... only your remote

(Insert innapropriate sodomy joke here)

It's probably under you're bed or shoved somewhere like in a small space.
OR it right in the open.

In your refrigerator. You left it there when you made your sandwich.

Its in between your bed mattresses.

Laundry basket or net to dryewr if you have one

very funny!!! are you sure it's not in your mother's basement, where you spend most of your time?