Could a powerful enough fart blast me into space?

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answers:
CarolOklaNola say: No. You would never reach escape or orbital velocity. You have too much mass.
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RAH RAH say: No it can't.
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Tiffany say: Hell yeah it can!
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Eddie say: From you, no. This is because of the power to weight ratio.
But, it could work if a large enough creature (of a colossal size), and you were inserted into it's rectum. If it farted hard enough, it could theoretically propel you into space. You probably wouldnt survive the launch though as you're being basically fired. The initial thrust would liquidize you from the g-force.
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Madu.s.a. say: yes eat at taco time for a week then at taco bell for a week. That ought to do it.
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