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1) kill self
2) become ghost
3) communicate
*you seriously expected no sarcasm?
2) become ghost
3) communicate
*you seriously expected no sarcasm?
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Follow these steps and you'll have no trouble at all communicating with ghosts:
First, find a secluded, quiet area of about 14x10^-4.33432 meters squared. Next, place exactly 3 pancakes on your head and spin around 4 times. Now you must paint a banana purple and put it in a toaster on the highest setting while drinking chamomile tea and reading 50 Shades of Grey. Now you're prepared for the final steps of putting a GREEN screwdriver in your fridge and then signing a business deal with an executive midget salesperson while riding on a dolphin. Please note that the screwdriver you place in your fridge must be green. Any other color will cause you to only ever be able to use Internet Explorer and only watch Nicholas Cage movies.
If you follow all of these steps correctly then you should be able to talk to your ghastly neighbors without trouble.
Good luck!
First, find a secluded, quiet area of about 14x10^-4.33432 meters squared. Next, place exactly 3 pancakes on your head and spin around 4 times. Now you must paint a banana purple and put it in a toaster on the highest setting while drinking chamomile tea and reading 50 Shades of Grey. Now you're prepared for the final steps of putting a GREEN screwdriver in your fridge and then signing a business deal with an executive midget salesperson while riding on a dolphin. Please note that the screwdriver you place in your fridge must be green. Any other color will cause you to only ever be able to use Internet Explorer and only watch Nicholas Cage movies.
If you follow all of these steps correctly then you should be able to talk to your ghastly neighbors without trouble.
Good luck!