It has that oxygen and nitrogen n **** n I'm doing my best to avoid it but it keeps forcing me to smell it....I feel like I'm getting raped!....getting raped by nitrogen and oxygen!....should I call the police!!!???...I'm very uncomfortble here!....my face is all red n purple n im about to cry!....i feel like im dying!!..why can't my house just be full of marijuana smoke!!?...something that I would love to inhale!
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Well, judging from what you wrote I would think that the best solution would be to mask the air with marijuana smoke. However you did not supply the area in which you live so that will make it harder to let you know where there is a marijuana farm or dealer near you. However, with current technology it shouldn't be hard to figure out where you live. Now, you must live somewhere with an atmosphere, I'm thinking somewhere like, Mars, or the Moon. However, you also must be somewhere where there is stable internet connection, so either a quote on quote 'alien spaceship' or Earth. The alien theory could make sense since you may be of a race that will asphyxiate if marijuana smoke is not present. This would also explain why you seem to not have the best grasp of the English language and grammar, if you catch my drift. This would also explain why your face is turning red and purple, assuming that that is not a natural occurrence for you.
Here's where the bad news comes in. If what I just said is true, Marijuana must grow on your home planet, however if you are close enough to Earth to get internet service you will probably die before you get home. And since you are in a place with air, and you wouldn't fill your spaceship with something that would kill you, then you must be on the Earth. You may think that that last statement invalidates my alien hypothesis, but what you allegedly forgot to take into account was that you need marijuana smoke to live, and no human, although some may say they do, requires marijuana to continue breathing. So you are an alien somewhere on Earth looking for marijuana, if my sources are correct, there should be a marijuana farm within...196,939,900 square miles. I am assuming that since you know English you know Earthen numbers and what 'miles' are. However if you do not know what that is, that is understandable as the measurement system, commonly called the 'American System' is not very common I will also supply kilometers. There should be a marijuana farm within 510,072,000 square kilometers.
The only problem I have is that you said 'what do I do son?' which means that you may be asking someone named 'Son', ironic since that is also an English word. I won't explain what it means, but if you weren't trying to ask someone specific I hope this helps.
Here's where the bad news comes in. If what I just said is true, Marijuana must grow on your home planet, however if you are close enough to Earth to get internet service you will probably die before you get home. And since you are in a place with air, and you wouldn't fill your spaceship with something that would kill you, then you must be on the Earth. You may think that that last statement invalidates my alien hypothesis, but what you allegedly forgot to take into account was that you need marijuana smoke to live, and no human, although some may say they do, requires marijuana to continue breathing. So you are an alien somewhere on Earth looking for marijuana, if my sources are correct, there should be a marijuana farm within...196,939,900 square miles. I am assuming that since you know English you know Earthen numbers and what 'miles' are. However if you do not know what that is, that is understandable as the measurement system, commonly called the 'American System' is not very common I will also supply kilometers. There should be a marijuana farm within 510,072,000 square kilometers.
The only problem I have is that you said 'what do I do son?' which means that you may be asking someone named 'Son', ironic since that is also an English word. I won't explain what it means, but if you weren't trying to ask someone specific I hope this helps.
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Why aren't you outside playing like the rest of the kids?