Hey, I went with my homie Hugo to this local strp club Teasers. We had a couple beers and then walked out in the parking lot when I saw a bright light come towards me and then I just felt a lot of pressure. The next thing I know I woke up in the hospital without any feet and half of my left butt gone. Was I experimented on?
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Most likely!!!
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maybe u got abducted then got sprayed rum on you and hypnotized you to make u think that u had some drinks or u got drunk and wasnt thinking and decided to cut off ur limbs cuz u were to drunk. i dunno im juss saying.......or u could be pretending that u got abducted.................
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Yep obviously weren't looking for intelligence!
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Yeah, Probably D;
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You were hit by a pick up truck full of drunk aliens drinking Mescal.
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Nah. It was just the doings of pedo bear.
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That's what happens when you don't tip the strippers.