I'm the center of the universe, prove me wrong

I'm curious, which part of you is the center of you?

Are your stools and urine part of you while they are in you? What about after you pass them?
What about the bacteria inside you? Do those contribute to your center of mass?

That reminds me, I need to take a number 2. Anyone know how I can measure the change in my center of mass?

yes, you are the centre of the universe.............. you are the SUN! However i find it pretty weird that the sun can type and has a computer. well sun, enjoy your time because as each day passes, you are dying! you're burning up more and more of the gases inside of you and soon, you'll have no more and you will DIE!!!!

MU HAH HAH HAH HAH HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

You are right. You are the center of your universe. Everything revolves around you.

You've made an assertion. It is therefore up to -you- to prove it, not for us to disprove it.

And... GO!

you're too skinny, you have no gravitational pull

You can't be.

I AM