I am stuck in an elevator right now

I am in an elevator that broke down and I farted. It smells so bad and I think I might faint. What can I do?

Look UP! There should be a trap door up there - possibly over the lights - that would give you access to the top of the car. Climb up and uoot the trap door, then manually open the doors for the floor above and climb out.

More likely, there should be a telephone in the car, probably under the floor buttons. That should connect you with help. If not, there should also be a button that rings a bell to call for help.

Meanwhile, your private rendition of Pepe Le Phew will will dissipate after a while. (Most elevators have a fan.)

If you're alone in the elevator, no problem. If there are some inside the elevator, say SORRY to them in a very polite manner and excuse yourself for the unexpected methane you just blown and tell them not to light a cigarette.

How could you send question to Yahoo inside an elevator ? It was completely block with metal,no wireless signal can get in or get out !
Break the ceiling down where has a fan to let more air comes in.

You can blame it on someone else. Now if you were in church you would have to sit in your own pew.

Troll alert. Yawn......

eat yourself

Ummm... Try holdIng ur breath

maybe instead of going to yahoo answers you should have called for help?
drink less soda and eat less beans