-Youre looking for the astrology category. This is astronomy.......
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Wi Tu, I doubt and challenge your credentials!! I have a phb is Astrology from the Birmingham Institute of Metaphysical Studies and Animal Husbandry. It's the finest institution of its kind in the upper-Alabama area, and I will not rest while you besmirch its fine traditions and research!
If you don't know by now what your personality is, how do you expect astrology to tell you?
I say that you heed what Captain Matticus said because you are an absolute idiot if you believe that astrology is actually real.
You are in luck! Virgos are notorious for being loners, but Libras are equally famous for being flatulent. So at least you won't offend anyone when you fart.
Your attitude about astrology is going to make the person who gives you horoscopes happy to see you and wealthy.
You're looking for the astrology category. This is astronomy.
