How can i buy a penguin

I want a penguin always have dont tell theres no way to do it mike tyson has a tiger why cant i buy a penguin so were can i buy 1 about how much And im sure i would problablu need to do sonething like prove i no about penguins or something since its not a regular pet

If you go to penguins4sale.com, they have penguins 4 $25. I think it's fake though. You can try it if you want.

Although Mike Tyson may have a tiger that doesn't make it right. Wild animals need certain habitats to survive, certain diets as well. There is no way you could provide for a penguin even if you know all about it. That is why so few aquariums, although highly staffed with marine biologists and have a lot of money, DO NOT have penguins. Getting a fish is one thing, getting a penguin is a little over the top. It's not a regular pet because it can't be a pet. There is no such thing as a domesticated penguin! If you were able to actually save up the money and buy one it even might be illegal, and it seems as if you don't have any of the suitable requirements that a penguin needs to survive. Its more than cold and more than water and more than just fish. They are marine birds, which makes it very difficult to take care of them. You would need a frozen environment, not too cold and definetly not too warm. You would need a source of fish and you would need the right temperature and the right salinity levels of water. You would need other penguins because it is a social animal. And that tiger is probably miserable because its a social animal... Mike Tyson isn't exactly a good role model.
If you really love penguins then you won't buy one. Instead you can sponser one! It's like owning a penguin, because you give money to take care of it but you get to let it live in its natural environment as well! Check out humane society or something for that.
If you don't really love penguins, and you just want one, then you are being awfully selfish. I mean we don't let children have a pet dog and not take care of it properly because its wrong. I hope you don't succeed in this goal you have. I say sponser a penguin, instead of killing one for your own pleasure.

1. You're not rich!
2. Is it legal?
3. Are you insane?!
Penguins are meant to be kept in the wild or with a professional's care. You probably know nothing about taking care of them and therefore would just be a f**k and it would bite your head off with squawking... Get a life!
Have a nice day! ^_^

You CAN'T...ignorant illiterate children can't buy livestock,obtain licenses,permits or pass inspections.