Anyone experience anything paranormal in a hotel room

I have not had any experiences in a hotel room, but i did stay in a hotel where Jeffery Dahmer killed his victims in. So that was kinda exciting for me, but there was no experience there, sadly.

If you don't know who Jeffery Dahmer is here is a link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dah…

Last night I saw a naked cowgirl. She was floating across the ceiling. She was mumbling to some Hollywolf about some voodoo healing.

Paranormal stuff is not real.

yes, a white housekeeper