chuck norris
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At some point the T-Rexes got so fed up with all the other dinosaurs mocking their tiny arms, that they staged a full planetary genocide. With all the other dinosaurs eaten, loneliness kicked in and they all commited suicide.
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An asteroid the size of Mount Everest struck in the ocean just off the tip of the Yucutan Peninsula 65 million years ago.
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full blown aids.
Actually. meteor apparently
Actually. meteor apparently