Is it true that jkf, elvis, and madonna are hiding at area 51

i mean there is no evidence suggesting they are not

This could be a real event

Elvis is working at a filling station in Oregon.

Madonna I think is still on a world tour. But honestly i have not been following her activities for at least 20 years.

Who the heck is jkf anyways?

Logic of a troll. Negative Evidence. What a joke.

There's no evidence suggesting you are not a troll, either, so you must be.

Haven't you seen Men In Black. They all went home to their home planets except Madonna. She is still here

yes, along with your only brain cell